spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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Best. Pranks. Ever.

Thank you for this

#5 & #3. Genius.

I love you OP

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nerdybutcutesy:

sum-nights:

roses are red

tumblr’s blue

come to my bed

because i ship me and you

this may be the best poetry to show up on my dash

BEAUTFIUL

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ohabutt:

in  middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is  the land of opportunity

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best-of-funny:

i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation

where are you paolo

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best-of-funny:

jellocum:

thunderwear:

ohmygOD so today this kid in  my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him

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also, all the black kids went up to take pictures

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this is the best post on tumblr

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